Clever Whatsapp Status(D-H)
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
Does anyone else get scared when a text reads ‘Can I ask you a question?’
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term ‘mentally hilarious’.
Don’t worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday.
Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.
Either you control your attitude or it controls you..
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless 🙂
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. ‘�- BOY: Mine 😉
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
Hi ‘� I m the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.
Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch..
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget.