Clever Whatsapp Status(I-M)
I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.
I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what i am saying.
I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.
I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study 🙂
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’, I like to think myself as limited edition.
I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..
i haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.
I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?
I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…
I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.
I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..
I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.
If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?
I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.
If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books
If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.
If you don’t have at least one hater, then you are not doing something right .
If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.
If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.
If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
I’m a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I’m crazy about 1 person.
If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?
I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
I’m not crazy, I’m just special.
I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.
It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!
Its crazy how much you let someone hurt you without realizing it.
IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
It’s funny how I am good at giving advices to
others but when it comes to helping myself, I
don’t know what to do!!
Its not illegal unless you get caught.
I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?
Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms & conditions of any software.
LOVE is when I can’t pay attention in class because I m too busy writing her first name with my last name.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll
ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.
Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
My attitude is based on how you treat me!
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.
My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.
My head is telling my heart ‘I told you so!’.
My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.
My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.
My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.