Clever Whatsapp Status(N-T)
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
Never expect things to happen, it’s better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed..
Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.
No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..
People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.
People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same..
People might say you are not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..
People wanna see you doing well but not better than them 🙂
People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.
Please don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.
People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with ‘lol’ should be shooted 🙂
Press ‘like’ if you are crazy.
Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.
Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?
Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
She had a bucketful of dreams but she spilled it all for love..And now, it’s a bucketful of regret.
Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.
Sometimes even I am afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet
Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.
Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.
Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.
Stand up for something.. even if it means your standing alone.
STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Taking things one day at a time.
The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse’
The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
They don’t know that we know they know we know.
Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.